Rat: Know where I can get something to eat?
Raccoon: Go see the Boggs family in Walkerton. They put out, like, six bowls of cat food on their deck every night. And bowls of cream for breakfast. It’s awesome.
Rat: Okay, let me wash my face.
Raccoon: Don’t worry, it’s come as you are.
*Performed in the children’s section at Twice Told Tales, a great bookstore in Gloucester, Virginia
